Professions
PROFESSIONS:
'Vice-President' is the title given to a corporate manager instead of a raise.
PROFESSIONS:
It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.
PROFESSIONS:
Experience is the one thing you have plenty of when you're too old to get the job.
PROFESSIONS:
Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.
PROFESSIONS:
People who work sitting down generally get paid more than people who work standing up.
PROFESSIONS:
The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.
PROFESSIONS:
Ask a writer what he thinks about critics and the answer you get is similar to what you get when you ask a lamppost how he feels about dogs.
PROFESSIONS:
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
PROFESSIONS:
I don't like the fact that doctors are referred to as practicing.
PROFESSIONS:
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.