ORBEN, ROBERT : It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise. (Robert Orben, U.S. comedy writer, magician, and speech-writer for politicians, Born 1927)

ORBEN, ROBERT : I don't see why religion and science can't get along. What's wrong with counting our blessings with a computer? (Robert Orben, U.S. professional comedy writer, magician, and presidential speech writer, Born 1927)