NEEDHAM, RICHARD J. : People are like birds - from a distance, beautiful: from close up, those sharp beaks, those beady little eyes. (Richard J. Needham, Canadian humor columnist, 1912-1996)

NEEDHAM, RICHARD J. : You don't marry one person; you marry three: the person you think they are, the person they are, and the person they are going to become as the result of being. (Richard J. Needham, Canadian humor columnist, 1912-1996)

NEEDHAM, RICHARD J. : When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem. (Richard J. Needham, Canadian humor columnist, 1912-1996)