DILLER, PHYLLIS : In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane. (Phyllis Diller, U.S. actress and stand-up comedian, 1917-2012)

DILLER, PHYLLIS : Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. (Phyllis Diller, U.S. actress and stand-up comedian, 1917-2012)