NASH, OGDEN : Some tortures are physical / And some are mental, / But the one that is both / Is dental. (Ogden Nash, U.S. poet well known for his light verse, 1902-1971)

NASH, OGDEN : There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. (Ogden Nash, U.S. poet well known for his light verse, 1902-1971)

NASH, OGDEN : The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly. (Ogden Nash, U.S. poet well known for his light verse, 1902-1971)

NASH, OGDEN : Old age begins the day your descendants outnumber your friends. (Ogden Nash, U.S. poet well known for his light verse, 1902-1971)

NASH, OGDEN : Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited. (Ogden Nash, U.S. poet well known for his light verse, 1902-1971)

NASH, OGDEN : People who work sitting down generally get paid more than people who work standing up. (Ogden Nash, U.S. poet well known for his light and humorous verse,1902-1971)