The U.S. passed from barbarism to decadence, without having passed through civilization.
The United States was founded by the brightest people in the country — and we haven’t seen them since.
You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing – after they’ve tried everything else.
The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public’s money.
America is . . . the great Melting-Pot where all the races of Europe are melting and reforming! The Real American has not yet arrived . . . I tell you – he will be the fusion of all races, the common superman.
Washington D.C. is a place where men praise courage and act on elaborate personal cost-benefit calculations.
The U.S.’s national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
Americans are like a rich father who wishes he knew how to give his son the hardships that made him rich.
You can always get the truth from an American statesman after he has turned 70, or given up all hope of the Presidency.
America – the best poor man’s country in the world.