Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose.

— Unknown Source

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

— Mark Twain, U.S. writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer, 1835-1910

You know you’re getting old when you start watching golf on TV and enjoying it.

— Larry Miller, U.S. comedian, actor, podcaster, and columnist, Born 1953
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